twelvis

hey gang! i got the new single from keith partridge, and the new 8-tracks from the mamas and the pappas and three dog night! why not come over and we can drink some pop and boogie on down to the now sounds in my newly-panneled rumpus room!

oh but i kid you. my rumpus room doesn't have panneling. and we'd boogie on down to old gang of four or nina hagen or the vibrators or wire. and we'd drink booz not pop.

last nite i had an odd encounter. i went to the bookstore and got out of my car. next to me this kid, my age or so, was failing at getting his car unlocked with a clothes hanger. the frustrated guy asks me for a cigarette and starts complaining about his bad luck. he mentions he has girl problems: "fuck. and this and then my girlfriend dumped me because she says i was trying to change her..." turns out he has a foot fetish and i'm all, i do too! and we hi five each other, and his girl said she was upset that he was trying to change her by forcing her to wear open toed shoes.

so we stand there, smoking and discussing the proclivities of the female gender. ah.

now i have to study for my estates administration exam. WHAT THE FUCK IS PROBATE PROPERTY?!?! AHHHH! I HATE MY LIFE!!!