Nature's three greatest animals are cats, chimps, and robots. When I get some serious coin together I'm going to buy a kitten, a baby chimp, and a baby robot and have them live together and learn from each other. That way, the cat would learn to be a little chimp and robot-like, and likewise for his brethren. Then I'd train them to be like the reverse Powerpuff Girls-- The cat would charm security guards, the chimp would be the braun of the operation, and the robot would use his robot-skills to open safes and calculate the numbers necessary to execute a perfect pie-throwing at certain illiterate memebers of the executive.
Plus, the robot could change the chimp's diaper and cat's litterbox.
Plus, the robot could change the chimp's diaper and cat's litterbox.
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takora:
have you read Luc Sante's "Low Life"?
go_lately:
if the robot looked like a wombat, that plan would be perfect. mwahaha