twelvis

Remember that episode of Perfect Strangers where Balki wanted his vanity licenseplate to say, "Make the world a better place by being nice to everyone you meet!"? Well, I do, and, gosh darn it, he's right! I'm going to give the mail man $50 just for being a swell guy. And I'm going to make out with the big old lady at the check out counter at Stop N Shop because she always looks so sad. Then I'm going to call the Governor and ask him how it's going and if I can be of any help to him!!!!!!!

i woke up thinking of some song names (!?) that have no actual songs attached to them:
-uptown suburbia nights
-baby teeth
-good kinda hurt
-shake it fake it
-gangland disco
-yr the cheatin kind
-put out and get out
-drugs rugs and ecampus.com
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