Monday Jul 08, 2002

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as illustrated in Fig 1-2 to the left, the bulk of the hair has been surgically removed, leaving the soft and vulerable "lesser hair" in its stead.

twelvis is now ready to go on job interviewz

i did something real retarded today. i flipped over a piece of paper, and as i did a corner of the paper gave me a papercut *in* my eyebrow and now my eyebrow reallys stings
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penelopelee:
-and some game where the label is worn off but it looks like you throw dildos at E.T. until he passes out.


that nearly fucking made me pee in my pants. i have an atari 2600, too. actually 2 of them, and roughly a million games.
twelvis:
dude we should swap games. i'll trade you my ghetto 1982 copy of ms pacman for a better one?

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