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Monday Jul 01, 2002

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today was grannie's funeral. it was oddly not sad. the priest was a big dork tho, he not only misprounced my granma's last name and got basic facts about her life wrong (he said she was a wonderful mother to her sons and daughters--she only had sons) but he also just plain sucked ass. and i looked in the open casket, which is something i've never done before. again, not too sad or anything, but she didn't look like the gran i remember.

so i was thinking about death and stuff. when i die i want to make people laugh. like, when i die dress me up in a clown suit and play kylie or kraftwerk. or cremate me and mash my ashes into hog feed. on my tombstone, please install a giant cukoo clock.

so today i ate a lot of coldcuts and sody. it was wicked good. lately i've been in the habit of talking like a bostonian, "this paaahty is wicket smaaaaht. aaahre you retaaahded?

xo,
t-w-e-l-v-i-s
digdug:
Hey allright!

looks like we're equally fucked up & taking the same shit.

allright!
Jul 1, 2002
digdug:
Were you being serious about Fruits? Sarcasm is so difficult on the web. I certainly get crushed out by some of them, but i don't really handle the hardware (yeah, I just made that one up. pretty good, huh?).
Jul 2, 2002

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