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Friday Jun 14, 2002

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lainey was right, i do have the mind of a 12yearold. yo, check this funky fly fresh dream:
i was on the set of a soap opera. there was a scene where a giant cruise ship crashed on the beach and everyone fell off. then the producer told everyone to take 5 and i stood on a rock with the host of Shipmates, on the shore, and looked thru binoculars on the ship. there we saw krusty the klown and sideshow bob, their blind date with each other ruined. they were looking right at us and weeping. crazy. super mario was on board trying to coax the mice off the ship...then i snuck into a nice old lady's house when she wasn't home and her cat started talking to me. the cat wanted me to make him a bowl of coffee (!?) with lots of MILK and SUGAR. so i did. the cat was talking to me and making me laugh real hard. then he gave me a refridgerator magnet that was a cat figurine hanging from a branch with a caption that said "hang in there until the coffee is brewed!"

then i was taking a dump at a supermarket cash register. this hot japanese girl asked to see my ID and when i went to give it to her (the ID) it was my pal eunice's who i had stolen. i freaked out and then gave her my nj driver's license. i was then deported.

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