twelvis

today i went over mike's house to watch the real world and making the video w kelly osbourne. she's one fine piece of jail bait i tell ya hwhat. and why is the real world so interesting when everyone in that house is such a twat?

i discovered STROH'S beer...rated best tasting american beer by consumer reports. it's also the cheapest. why am i only discovering this now? oh god i hate my life.

so i'm no longer "ga-ga" over that girl...now my dog can smoke cigars (not really....but i like to think she can...and maybe cook me supper?) and i can once again in good conscience stick my ATM card into someone's mac machine, ifyaknowwhatimean.

i'm reading "trial of socrates" by i.f. stone...it's about said event and the way things were at the time leading up to the trial. written by a jeffersonian-marxist?

so i'm gonna be living in a house with some dudes who are going on the warped tour this summer..have you heard of this band THURSDAY? me neither. they have this video though. not up my alley. they need more naked chics shooting guns at pigeons and monkeys giving the finger and cats driving battle tanks and...well, you get the idea.

very sincerely yours,
matthew