Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

twelvis

Member Since 2002

Followers 13 Following 15

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Jun 10, 2002

Jun 10, 2002
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
i'm pleasantly surprised how rad the people on these boards are.

I've been writing about my cat. well, a rap. about my old cat, sno-kone, the white kat to my left...i mean right. i'm gonna sell it to biz markee and use the money to move back to brooklyn. and buy a superdelux pocket pussy. and a honda scooter.

my austrian gran used to call all asian people "chinamen." so today, i worked out and went to a bar and watched our boys defeat those chinamen in korea.

there's some chex mix over there. hmm. yup, think i'll go take care of it.
nothing kills morning wood like 40mg of citalopram and a multivitamin that turns your pee orange.

thank you, come again,
twelvis
alexcuervo:
You sir, are ONE FUNNY BASTARD!
Jun 11, 2002

More Blogs

  • 07.30.02
    5

    Tuesday Jul 30, 2002

    sobriety is still fun. i mean no it's not fun at all. but it's no les…
  • 07.29.02
    3

    Monday Jul 29, 2002

    the soundtrack to my life these days would include: wire, television,…
  • 07.29.02
    5

    Monday Jul 29, 2002

    i overslept a little bit and was one pretty groggy twelvis in class. …
  • 07.28.02
    5

    Sunday Jul 28, 2002

    hey sobriety is kinda fun. my body is saying to me, "hey matt! don'tc…
  • 07.28.02
    1

    Sunday Jul 28, 2002

    the gang situation in chinatown used to be so bad in the late 1890's …
  • 07.27.02
    7

    Saturday Jul 27, 2002

    hiya. last night was a bit of a mixt-blessing / nightmare. i met u…
  • 07.25.02
    10

    Thursday Jul 25, 2002

    hey i got a job at this horrible evil corporation (hint: they make ho…
  • 07.25.02
    2

    Thursday Jul 25, 2002

    depression is for dorks and retards. sorry.
  • 07.24.02
    5

    Wednesday Jul 24, 2002

    my dog was chewing on her favorite ball. then the ball broke. and sud…
  • 07.24.02
    3

    Wednesday Jul 24, 2002

    hello-hi, i went on a job interview today. bleh. that's what i hav…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

25
years
1
month
20
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,714 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,163,765 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,911,400 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | Safety Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo
logo

This is an adult website.

You must be at least 18 years old to enter. Click below to confirm.

Cookies must be enabled to use the site and save your age confirmation.

Exit