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Monday Jun 10, 2002

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i'm pleasantly surprised how rad the people on these boards are.

I've been writing about my cat. well, a rap. about my old cat, sno-kone, the white kat to my left...i mean right. i'm gonna sell it to biz markee and use the money to move back to brooklyn. and buy a superdelux pocket pussy. and a honda scooter.

my austrian gran used to call all asian people "chinamen." so today, i worked out and went to a bar and watched our boys defeat those chinamen in korea.

there's some chex mix over there. hmm. yup, think i'll go take care of it.
nothing kills morning wood like 40mg of citalopram and a multivitamin that turns your pee orange.

thank you, come again,
twelvis
alexcuervo:
You sir, are ONE FUNNY BASTARD!
Jun 11, 2002

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