twelvis

i wrote this long entry thing but i decided it was TOO MUCH INFORMATION

i had a dream that the Pope told Rosanne Barr to stand in the middle of a motorway, and Colin Powell was real mean to me.

my plans for the nite got ruined when amber got bronchitus, my sister and her boyfriend went home to pack for camping, mike didn't pick up his phone, jessica went to visit her recovering junkie boyfriend, and twelvis didn't feel like drinking alone. so i gulped mass mountain dew and drove home, blasing miss kittin.

THERE WAS A FUCKING SPIDER IN MY CAR and it landed on my hand and i got all scared.

The spider's name is Corporal Jack. He likes fishing magazines and tropical slurpees. One day Corporal Jack and Old Crab Cratchity were playing peonuckle and...STAY TUNED FOR THE FINISH