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Sunday Sep 01, 2002

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i helped this creepy old man move to some new apartment yesterday. he gave me some cool stuff like this neat old radio which will fetch a pretty penny on eBay. also a zip drive and a cheapass digital camera. but what a creepy guy, tho very nice.

he had a knitted puppet for his dick

he had 3 copy paper boxes full of naked pictures of his ex wives which he showed me

he had a trunk full of porn

he had a framed poster of a guy getting a blowjob in a porche with the caption "everybody wants one"

now i'm totally sore from moving all that heavy useless crap. who thought porn could weigh so much?

takora:
"he had a knitted puppet for his dick"

?!?!?!?! did it have a little clown face on it or something? was it for some wierd kind of ventiloquists act?
Sep 1, 2002
emperor_tane:
He's not creepy.. I think you went 50 years into the future and it was I that you helped move in to an apartment.. Muhahahha!!!!

Tane
Sep 1, 2002

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