marnin',
simple dream. i was an old man and i had a friend. we were kind, goofy old men famous around town as tricksters. there was a stop sign covered with tiny stickers we stole from places that would not allow us on their premesis. the best part of the dream was when we snuck out of the dimension of reality and into the one...
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simple dream. i was an old man and i had a friend. we were kind, goofy old men famous around town as tricksters. there was a stop sign covered with tiny stickers we stole from places that would not allow us on their premesis. the best part of the dream was when we snuck out of the dimension of reality and into the one...
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"PARTYING CON GRANDMA NEL NOSTRO SCANTINATO NON FINITO ROCCIA E RULLO FREDDO!!! _ Io PORT ENORME PANTALONE POICH Io Essere A FUCKWIT E NESSUN RISPETTO PER GUERRA VETERANO E Io SOSTEN MIO SHITTY HONDA CIVICO PARCHEGGIO LOTTO QUANDO SCOGLIERA ESSERE SOSTEN SUO AUTOMOBILE IN SU E Io PROV PER FA SCOGLIERA DOV ARREST SUO AUTOMOBILE ANCHE QUANDO LUI Essere Un FRETTA POICH LEGGE E ORDINE...
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emperor_tane:
What happened?
Tane
Tane
complainey:
QUE?
The cool thing about never, ever balancing your checkbook is that sometimes you find out you have a lot more money in your bank account than you really thought.
oh, a quote that's kinda neat:
"The moving pictures and the stage have always portrayed the ganster as a low, coarse person with an evilly glinting eye, a chin adorned with a rank stubble of unkempt...
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oh, a quote that's kinda neat:
"The moving pictures and the stage have always portrayed the ganster as a low, coarse person with an evilly glinting eye, a chin adorned with a rank stubble of unkempt...
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sally_struthers:
Plug Uglies or Dead Rabbits?
toreena:
I saw your picture.
Adn I said.
Whoa.
I have a New York Dolls shirt....
Adn I said.
Whoa.
I have a New York Dolls shirt....
i could sure use that safe-robbing robot now...
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girlblue:
Are you the giraffe in the back? You have cute ears.
indie:
No he has to be that cute little driver
Nature's three greatest animals are cats, chimps, and robots. When I get some serious coin together I'm going to buy a kitten, a baby chimp, and a baby robot and have them live together and learn from each other. That way, the cat would learn to be a little chimp and robot-like, and likewise for his brethren. Then I'd train them to be like the...
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takora:
have you read Luc Sante's "Low Life"?
go_lately:
if the robot looked like a wombat, that plan would be perfect. mwahaha
i was working out this morning, in spinning class (for all y'all not in the know, spinning is like eXtreme exercise biking with disco music...or something) and i noticed my testicles receding into my body. most uncomfortable!
please comment.
please comment.
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demolitionkitten:
Thanks, yo 
I wish I had your motivation for excercise. eh.
I wish I had your motivation for excercise. eh.
emperor_tane:
Coolies!!!
Tane
Tane
so yesterday i went to a barbeque at my friend's house, where i'll be living in a few weeks. a few neat things about this house:
-behind the garage is a completely decked-out tiki bar with a fridge and torches and everything. also a chicken coop (?!)
-this band Thursday lives there, who apparently are huge among teenage girls
-the house is covered with xmas...
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-behind the garage is a completely decked-out tiki bar with a fridge and torches and everything. also a chicken coop (?!)
-this band Thursday lives there, who apparently are huge among teenage girls
-the house is covered with xmas...
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demolitionkitten:
oooh, I want to set things on fire...
Good luck on your interview!
Good luck on your interview!
penelopelee:
i think you were in my dream last night for a second. WACKY!!!!
y bueno suerte.
y bueno suerte.
SO GET THIS
this girl i used to date, but never slept with, told me this. apparently i would have sex with her while i was sleeping. and she said it was real good! and i dont remember a thing! as far as i knew we never went all the way. and it's not in her character to lie.
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this girl i used to date, but never slept with, told me this. apparently i would have sex with her while i was sleeping. and she said it was real good! and i dont remember a thing! as far as i knew we never went all the way. and it's not in her character to lie.
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penelopelee:
you talk a lot in your sleep?? i was always jealous of people that did that, for some reason. seems that my own dysfunctions just aren't enough for me. it's 5:04am and i'm still awake! weee!
xo.
j_smooth
ps. i spy your friends list getting preeeetty long, melty.
xo.
j_smooth
ps. i spy your friends list getting preeeetty long, melty.
fej:
SleepFucking is not a problem, I've been there before, but usually i end up waking up. I would be mad that she never said anything before this.
Remember that episode of Perfect Strangers where Balki wanted his vanity licenseplate to say, "Make the world a better place by being nice to everyone you meet!"? Well, I do, and, gosh darn it, he's right! I'm going to give the mail man $50 just for being a swell guy. And I'm going to make out with the big old lady at the check out...
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wenzdae:
You're a trippy little fella. I like it.
takora:
what was 'perfect strangers'?
woah.
hey i got laid off! well not really. my boss was planning to hire me full time but he's way too busy to train me...he even appologised profusely and i get some severance. its all good cos i didn't wanna work there much longer anyway. so no pity, please.
i had a dream that Cuba had this giant embassy/compound in a rich suburban new...
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hey i got laid off! well not really. my boss was planning to hire me full time but he's way too busy to train me...he even appologised profusely and i get some severance. its all good cos i didn't wanna work there much longer anyway. so no pity, please.
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penelopelee:
get away you melty! [that's my new thing i like to say to people.] i can't remember my dream. okay... i remember parts of it. um, i did a lot of cocaine with about 4 other friends and made out with my friend brian williams. i think i gave cocaine to a parrot. i think, thereafter, it bit me a lot. we all swam around in a kiddie pool in the backyard, and then we played a giant elaborate card game on the lawn in complete silence with these two gay guys that lived next door. during this game, i quoted an eminem song, and this fuckin bitch that i went to high school with was like 'ew. eminen is sooo ghey.' and in response, i told her that everyone in europe loves eminem, especially the boys in france. something really interesting happened after that but i can't remember what it was. hmph.
penelopelee:
ps. in real life, i HATE cocaine. with a passion. maybe that's why the parrot bit me. the parrot was my conscience. ooohhh yeeesss.
<<Jim George alleges that Jack Marion acted recklessly when Marion slid into George at an intramural soccer game. George has an expert witness who tries to establish that Marion acted recklessly, but recent New Jersey caselaw does not accept the testimony of expert witnesses when the issue of liability arises from an injury at an informal sporting event. As is shown below, testimony of an...
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penelopelee:
DUUUUUUUDE.
the atarigame in which you throw dildos at ET.. rated the worst videogame of all time!
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm01.htm
ps. you're the best.
the atarigame in which you throw dildos at ET.. rated the worst videogame of all time!
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm01.htm
ps. you're the best.
penelopelee:
oh my god. i can't FUCKING STOP LAUGHING!
i just remembered i HAVE that videogame. AND I NEVER OPENED IT. MY ONLY UNOPENED ATARI GAME!! hahahahahhahahaaa.
i just remembered i HAVE that videogame. AND I NEVER OPENED IT. MY ONLY UNOPENED ATARI GAME!! hahahahahhahahaaa.
there. some naked picture. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME SOME NAIR?!?!
ive got a wicked cold. i got it from this lawyer in my office. i think tomorrow i'll call in sick and hang out at the library and sneeze on everyone.
sniffle.
12iz
ive got a wicked cold. i got it from this lawyer in my office. i think tomorrow i'll call in sick and hang out at the library and sneeze on everyone.
sniffle.
12iz
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digdug:
sexy body
sexy body
dude, we all knew you'd be hairy by the size of your generously proportioned brows.
sexy body
dude, we all knew you'd be hairy by the size of your generously proportioned brows.
alexcuervo:
bitchin' torso dude.
=P
=P
non stop fun!
you have me? in your closet?
you poor thing.
I guess I should say thank you...
Thank you! You are super swell!
I like your hair, and your tie and your jacket...
we should trade.