last night i went over mike's and we played othello and i totally kicked his girlfriend's ass. by that time though i was on my second 40 of the evening and it wasn't so fun. then this cunt and her J.A.P. friends came over and I can't stand them...but somehow they always end up being friends with new people that i meet...and we kind of...
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complainey:
it's gonna be ok, honey. it really will. want a hug? even if you don't can i still hug you and then make a pass and grab your ass? it won't do much to help you out..but i'd kinda..not even get turned on by it but still ...hey.... ass.
complainey:
also, i forgot to mention i love that game. othello. rock on.
lainey was right, i do have the mind of a 12yearold. yo, check this funky fly fresh dream:
i was on the set of a soap opera. there was a scene where a giant cruise ship crashed on the beach and everyone fell off. then the producer told everyone to take 5 and i stood on a rock with the host of Shipmates, on the...
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i was on the set of a soap opera. there was a scene where a giant cruise ship crashed on the beach and everyone fell off. then the producer told everyone to take 5 and i stood on a rock with the host of Shipmates, on the...
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h3athrow:
Celebrity? Au contraire, mon frere. But super psyched you know about us Cardhouse people. We're a fun little crew. Best of luck with your fine situation -- or not-so-fine situation.
complainey:
that dream is kick ass. i never have good dreams. last nite i had a dream i was locked in a doll house and everyone hated me. how fucking lame.
i hope everyting works out for you.
i'd like for all entries after this to start out "lainey was right..." if you don't mind.
i hope everyting works out for you.
i'd like for all entries after this to start out "lainey was right..." if you don't mind.
lainey was right, i do have the mind of a 12yearold. yo, check this funky fly fresh dream:
i was on the set of a soap opera. there was a scene where a giant cruise ship crashed on the beach and everyone fell off. then the producer told everyone to take 5 and i stood on a rock with the host of Shipmates, on the...
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i was on the set of a soap opera. there was a scene where a giant cruise ship crashed on the beach and everyone fell off. then the producer told everyone to take 5 and i stood on a rock with the host of Shipmates, on the...
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i stayed up late talking to lainey and we have a lot in common, we both use words like "cos" and "tho" and "dirty ass ho / down on da floo' "
so i overslept andhad crazy dreams. one involved me taking care of a cat who had a custard center? the other was this substance that was somewhere between packing foam and white raspberries...
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so i overslept andhad crazy dreams. one involved me taking care of a cat who had a custard center? the other was this substance that was somewhere between packing foam and white raspberries...
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complainey:
that seriously sounds like the best dream EVER!
i never have any time travel related food products in my dreams.
some guys have all the luck.
i never have any time travel related food products in my dreams.
some guys have all the luck.
i gave in to my inner fatass and got some mickey-dees. then i spilt honey on the crotch of my pants and hoped somone at work would point it out and allow me to explain that it's just honey..
i ate something todday that was kinda neat but can't remember what it was. wasn't from mcdonalds tho.
tonite i think i'll update my resume and...
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i ate something todday that was kinda neat but can't remember what it was. wasn't from mcdonalds tho.
tonite i think i'll update my resume and...
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complainey:
that's funny. you have an "inner fatass" and i have an "outter fatass". yet another wacky coincidence.
bleh.
bleh.
today i went over mike's house to watch the real world and making the video w kelly osbourne. she's one fine piece of jail bait i tell ya hwhat. and why is the real world so interesting when everyone in that house is such a twat?
i discovered STROH'S beer...rated best tasting american beer by consumer reports. it's also the cheapest. why am i only...
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i discovered STROH'S beer...rated best tasting american beer by consumer reports. it's also the cheapest. why am i only...
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alexcuervo:
The Osbourne kids are such fucking whiney spoiled brats!!! I hate 'em both. Ozzy and Sharon RULE though!
BTW - thanks for the kind words about NTD. NTD prolly wont do anymore recording/shows, but the Swingers might make it to your neck of the woods to do a couple shows and some recording before the end of the year...
BTW - thanks for the kind words about NTD. NTD prolly wont do anymore recording/shows, but the Swingers might make it to your neck of the woods to do a couple shows and some recording before the end of the year...
i'm pleasantly surprised how rad the people on these boards are.
I've been writing about my cat. well, a rap. about my old cat, sno-kone, the white kat to my left...i mean right. i'm gonna sell it to biz markee and use the money to move back to brooklyn. and buy a superdelux pocket pussy. and a honda scooter.
my austrian gran used to call...
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I've been writing about my cat. well, a rap. about my old cat, sno-kone, the white kat to my left...i mean right. i'm gonna sell it to biz markee and use the money to move back to brooklyn. and buy a superdelux pocket pussy. and a honda scooter.
my austrian gran used to call...
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alexcuervo:
You sir, are ONE FUNNY BASTARD!
i spent most of today recovering from a pabst-and makingout-induced hangover, drinking beerz and reading the divine comedy. then i took a nap outside and woke up with a wicked sunburn. motherfucker!
complainey:
aww dude. sunburns suck. hope you don't get a bunch of assholes touching you. that sucks more.
pabst blue ribbon is the official beer of white trash. but hey, whatever floats your boat.
pabst blue ribbon is the official beer of white trash. but hey, whatever floats your boat.
tryptamine_____:
aw. i got a sunburn today too. hope the nap was enjoyable at least.