i done put up a new picture. like from a year ago. ok i lie it was like 3 months ago and i look exactly the same, save it's too hot for a cowboy jacket and skinny red ties look gay as hell with plain t-shirts. some dude said i look like i belong on the makeoutclub so i hit him.
there's that post on...
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indie:
I like this picture... all the other ones were good too. Guys is ties are hot hot hot not gay. I like to wear ties too... I have like three of them. Is that too manly?
tryptamine_____:
*laughs like a twelve year old*
awww crap, i was driving home from the gym this morning and ran over a bird.
i miss my old fat cats: http://www.angelfire.com/nj/twelve/fuglycats.jpg
time to study for this fucking exam.
i miss my old fat cats: http://www.angelfire.com/nj/twelve/fuglycats.jpg
time to study for this fucking exam.
so get this: jeb bush, governor of florida and bro of president retard, has to pick someone for a vacant seat on the florida supreme court--the same supreme court that selected our mentally-defective president in 2000. the leading candidate for the seat is a cuban-american who has no experience as a judge, but was a senior partner at a big fla law firm.
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binaryfiendsgone:
To the victor goes the spoils.... Smells like spoiled cabbage though.
indie:
See this is why I don't vote... I only vote when I know someone will actually do a good job in the office.
odd weekend thus far.
yesterday i saw TWO nasty car accidents. today i saw TWO crime scenes, one involving a cop taking a picture of a big pool of blood on the sidewalk.
then a purple balloon slowly floated in front of my car (!?)
i went to a new brunswick party with mike and michelle and not to make unfair generalizations but nj/philly indie...
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yesterday i saw TWO nasty car accidents. today i saw TWO crime scenes, one involving a cop taking a picture of a big pool of blood on the sidewalk.
then a purple balloon slowly floated in front of my car (!?)
i went to a new brunswick party with mike and michelle and not to make unfair generalizations but nj/philly indie...
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complainey:
what's a gulliver?
i saw a car accident too. it was entirely avoidable. stupid people.
i saw a car accident too. it was entirely avoidable. stupid people.
indie:
I'm not boring... Or not least I hope I'm not... I would like to think of myself as funny. But then I'm in Cali. Anyway, every time I see that stuff happen to me like car accidents... I think I'm going to be next. For a while cars would cut in front of me on the right hand side. ANd I swear I was going to get hit there soon. Never happen. I'm paranoid. Hoped I spelled that right.
why are you inside looking at porn? go outside and mow my lawn you lousy piece of southern discomfort!
i woke up on the mean side of the bed. that side being the one with the hangover and blueballs.
PEACE
twelfis
i woke up on the mean side of the bed. that side being the one with the hangover and blueballs.
PEACE
twelfis
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binaryfiendsgone:
Wake and bake for me... It has been way to long since the last I had sex so I think I am immune to blue balls. I have gotten past craving...yeah sure..hehe
aster:
i'm not looking at porn. i'm looking at this cute picture of you holding a camera. 
i like this girl but she's a loser. i mean she's in love with her ex-boyfriend who is a heroin addict scumbag dork who steals from her. and we smooch on each other occasionally but i think i'm gonna stop doing that cos she is being an idiot and i'm being an idiot by association.
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indie:
Get out ... as soon as you can. If a girl doesn't see the guy that you are, it's not worth your time. I was with someone who like someone else and it hurt when they left me for the other person. So my advise is get out now.
complainey:
i've told you this before..but if it's too hard it's not meant to be. what if you're totally missing out on a really rad girl? someone ten million times radder than that other chick? you never know dude. just try to do what's best for you.
i woke up and wrote this:
the library stinks
mold slouches kioskward
large as a mans head
but the quiet beards are there,
tucked in and powdered,
shades of salt and pepper,
swallowed in the broad newspapers
a sleeplike touch to everything
gloss binding and corners
we come in our public clothes
scanning moldy charts for pleasant numbers
mold and acid paper and exhaust
the...
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the library stinks
mold slouches kioskward
large as a mans head
but the quiet beards are there,
tucked in and powdered,
shades of salt and pepper,
swallowed in the broad newspapers
a sleeplike touch to everything
gloss binding and corners
we come in our public clothes
scanning moldy charts for pleasant numbers
mold and acid paper and exhaust
the...
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alexcuervo:
Yo 12-iss!
Good shit man. I'm jealous of your writing ability.
Good shit man. I'm jealous of your writing ability.
binaryfiendsgone:
Good stuff. I really enjoyed the poem. It seems you have a knack for giving the reader your senses.
today will go down in my memoirs as the day i knocked everything down.
the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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inseptiv:
Speaking of glasses, I bought new frames today. The neatest part of visiting the optometrist was having him flip lenses on the lens doodad machine, asking me "better" or "worse". That machine humbles me. But I felt guilty, because most of the lens choices seemed to look the same. So I might have screwed myself out of better sight because when in doubt I kept saying "no. 1 is better" so he could feel he was doing his job. You know? Anyway, new glasses are neat like that: you know your sight is getting worse, but then you get to see better than you have for the last while. Oh wait, this is your journal... uhm, how do you knock over a duck?
today will go down in my memoirs as the day i knocked everything down.
the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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today will go down in my memoirs as the day i knocked everything down.
the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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i totally wanna invent a pocket pussy that looks like a sandwich.
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complainey:
i'll tell you "why not a taco?" cos tacos are hard and crunchy. and soft tacos are rolled up...and also, what does lettuce and cheese have to do with a vagina? (shakes fist in air) MEN!
alexcuervo:
but.. but...
tacos taste GOOOOOOOD!
tacos taste GOOOOOOOD!
i had one of the lamest dreams ever. i was reading The Onion and it was like a year ago, when that "all your base are belong to us" stuff was popular. and they did a short article, "main screen turn on." it was more dull than my dream about buying pants in sears.
so i hacked into pee-wee herman's computer and look at this...
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so i hacked into pee-wee herman's computer and look at this...
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complainey:
hahaha. you are too funny.