ok so i'm a bit of a hick. born and raised in NH eccept for the few years i lived in WA. anywho, the point is i can drive a tractor and ocationaly wear flanel. so i meet this guy, a friend of a friend typ deal, he was born and rased in gilmington, NH, i dont even know where that is! he has no hobbies, no life outside of work and seems to have no desire to. how dose that happen? the kid wears flanel and drives a truck but hicks have hobbies. AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! theres a new breed of hick! is there a name for this new breed? 
Sadly..not all of them make such a leap. They die off soon enough after being seen briefly on Cops or Xtreme Video.
And yer my hot little hick in yer cut off sleeved flannel. Damn if I could get you onna tractor.
Ok. I need private time!!
M*wa!