twasbrillig

I'm bored so I'm just going to tell you about my boring day. I woke up and had some coffee with french vanilla soy milk creamer (AKA the nectar of the gods!!!) with some scrambled eggs and whole wheat toast. I had to go to a meeting at work at 8:30 am at which I learned nothing. Following that I went home and watched two documentaries, one about Child Stars on A&E and one about The Golden Globes on Trio. Turns out that Tootie is extremely upset about being Tootie and the Golden Globes are a sham! Who would have thought? Well....everyone....but yeah. For the next two or three hours I listened to my parents argue, or rather my mother screaming at my father while he said absolutely nothing, followed by my mother beating my father over the head incessantly with a lamp and my father finally coming to life only to yell to me to call the cops. Then I went to work and pretended like nothing happened. I came home and my parents pretended like nothing happened. And now I'm going to bed. Good times.