A random update:
- I changed my major again. I don't wanna talk about it.
- Some guy told me I support terrorism because I liked Fahrenheit 9/11. People frighten me. Deeply. Terrify.
- I know this may come off cheesy, but I feel no greater joy than when I give a great gift to someone I love. Truth.
- I doubt myself too much. It will be my biggest downfall. I'm trying to change that.....god it's gonna be a lot of work. Maybe if I put it off someone else will do it for me.
- I nearly blew my brains out stressing about my first math test on saturday. But I think I did quite well. Though, whenever I think I do well I don't. When I think I failed I get the best grade in the class. Hopefully I'm right this time.
- I need to get drunk. I haven't been drunk in too long.
- I don't know why people keep saying Kerry won the debate. They're both full of shit and we all know it. John Kerry is an opportunist and a liar. He's just as conservative as Dubya. Allowing gay people to marry will not destroy the sanctity of marriage you Lurch looking mother fucker! Britney Spears and reality TV have taken care of that already. Reguardless, vote Kerry!
S'all I got.
Edit to add this story:
I met the worlds biggest Clay Aiken fan today!
A woman in her 40's came up to buy he new Aladdin DVD and asked me, why isn't there a picture of Clay Aiken on it? I thought she must have been drunk. Why would there be a picture of Clay Aiken on the Aladdin DVD? I was utterly puzzled. My co-worker informed me Clay Aiken and Jessica Simpson recorded a couple of songs for the new DVD. So she opened the front cover to show me little pictures of Clay Aiken and Jessica Simpson inside the box. The woman replied, ofcourse it's just a tiny little picture.
So, I pull up her account and began to try to sell her some crap that we have to push on people and she cut me off saying, "I just saw him a few weeks ago. It was amazing." I thought....saw who? She must mean Clay Aiken. She starts talking about how she waited two hours in line because the concert was general admission. She said there was some contest where you could sing with Clay, but she was too afraid of loosing her place in line to go try out. She said she was dissapointed that it was cold out because Clay had to wear a coat on stage. And then.....she said....."Would you like to see pictures?". I thought...she can't possibly have pictures. But she did, she pulled pictures out of her bag of the Clay Aiken concert. SHE CARRIES PICTURES WITH HER!! After that she explained to me that his our is over but he has two shows in North Carolina which are not on the regular tour. SHE KNEW HIS WHOLE ITINERARY.
And just when I thought it couldn't get any more cuckoo, I look down and I see a logo on her jacket that says "Clay Aiken Tour 2004" and then a button on her bag that said "Clay Aiken".
BEST.CUSTOMER. EVER.
- I changed my major again. I don't wanna talk about it.
- Some guy told me I support terrorism because I liked Fahrenheit 9/11. People frighten me. Deeply. Terrify.
- I know this may come off cheesy, but I feel no greater joy than when I give a great gift to someone I love. Truth.
- I doubt myself too much. It will be my biggest downfall. I'm trying to change that.....god it's gonna be a lot of work. Maybe if I put it off someone else will do it for me.
- I nearly blew my brains out stressing about my first math test on saturday. But I think I did quite well. Though, whenever I think I do well I don't. When I think I failed I get the best grade in the class. Hopefully I'm right this time.
- I need to get drunk. I haven't been drunk in too long.
- I don't know why people keep saying Kerry won the debate. They're both full of shit and we all know it. John Kerry is an opportunist and a liar. He's just as conservative as Dubya. Allowing gay people to marry will not destroy the sanctity of marriage you Lurch looking mother fucker! Britney Spears and reality TV have taken care of that already. Reguardless, vote Kerry!
S'all I got.
Edit to add this story:
I met the worlds biggest Clay Aiken fan today!
A woman in her 40's came up to buy he new Aladdin DVD and asked me, why isn't there a picture of Clay Aiken on it? I thought she must have been drunk. Why would there be a picture of Clay Aiken on the Aladdin DVD? I was utterly puzzled. My co-worker informed me Clay Aiken and Jessica Simpson recorded a couple of songs for the new DVD. So she opened the front cover to show me little pictures of Clay Aiken and Jessica Simpson inside the box. The woman replied, ofcourse it's just a tiny little picture.
So, I pull up her account and began to try to sell her some crap that we have to push on people and she cut me off saying, "I just saw him a few weeks ago. It was amazing." I thought....saw who? She must mean Clay Aiken. She starts talking about how she waited two hours in line because the concert was general admission. She said there was some contest where you could sing with Clay, but she was too afraid of loosing her place in line to go try out. She said she was dissapointed that it was cold out because Clay had to wear a coat on stage. And then.....she said....."Would you like to see pictures?". I thought...she can't possibly have pictures. But she did, she pulled pictures out of her bag of the Clay Aiken concert. SHE CARRIES PICTURES WITH HER!! After that she explained to me that his our is over but he has two shows in North Carolina which are not on the regular tour. SHE KNEW HIS WHOLE ITINERARY.
And just when I thought it couldn't get any more cuckoo, I look down and I see a logo on her jacket that says "Clay Aiken Tour 2004" and then a button on her bag that said "Clay Aiken".
BEST.CUSTOMER. EVER.
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imagine that!
and the DWARVES are sick?
i'm guessing that;s skateboarding vernacular for cool as hell. .
i'm guessing you're slepping right now, so i closed my eyes and concentrated on sending you "really good vibrations dude" for the last 30 seconds
swear!
if you were a boxer
i'd be your cut man. .
have a great weekend!