I can't wait to go to the doctor today!!!
I love sitting in a waiting room for an hour and a half and then an examining room for another half an hour only to be followed by a complete stranger touching me all over and asking me for a urine sample and then proceeding to lecture me about smoking and eating the wrong things and forgetting to take my meds!!!! It's like a holiday!!!! Weeeee!!!!
The stress of going to the doctor is going to make me sick. How ironic.
I love sitting in a waiting room for an hour and a half and then an examining room for another half an hour only to be followed by a complete stranger touching me all over and asking me for a urine sample and then proceeding to lecture me about smoking and eating the wrong things and forgetting to take my meds!!!! It's like a holiday!!!! Weeeee!!!!
The stress of going to the doctor is going to make me sick. How ironic.
holy_mountain:
HaHaHa Yeah I hate doctor/dentist appointments too. Pain in the ass. 
alpo:
Act like a POW. Don't give 'em anything but your name, rank, and serial number. When the doctor asks you anything else, say, "That information is strictly on a need-to-know basis." Refuse to take off your dog tags. Memorize the exits on your way in. On your way out, say "Carry on, soldier" to the receptionist.