Ok, so I'll do one of them journal entries where I tell you about my day because I'm bored. I woke up at around 6 am. I didn't need to, I don't have work until 11, but god damn it I couldn't get back to sleep. So I put on a pot of coffee and listen to some Howard Stern. He was boring me a bit so I decide to watch the movie Monster. Not the best way to start your day. Good movie, but one of the most depressing I've ever seen.
By the time the movie is over I have to leave for work. I just know this day is going to be hell due to having absolutely nothing to do. And by george, I'm right! Nothing to do and no customers.
Well, we did have one entertaining customer who started by telling me she can't bend over to pick up a magazine because she just got into a car crash. But that's not all! She banged her face and can't see out of one eye. But that's not all! She went to the doctor and he gave her the wrong eye drops so now her eye is burning. But that's not all! She's going to Disneyland next week and she has no money. But that's not all! Last week her husband decided he couldn't take their marriage anymore so he left. So, here she is telling us she's going to have a nervous breakdown in Blockbuster and I was all for it because I was bord as fuck. She didn't, but she was nuts and that was good enough. I felt sad for her. I told her things will get better, at least she has her son and her health. She said thanks for listening. I should've charged her shrink fees.
So, after 6 hours of mostly boredom, watching the 100 greatest one hit wonders on VH1, having arguments about being allowed to flirt when you're dating someone and playing "Guess the Jelly Belly Flavor" I get to go home.
It's fucking pouring out right now. My dog tried to beat my door down to get into my room. She gets horrified of thunder and lightening and rain. Right now she's hiding under my computer desk. Awww...she's licking my foot. Ok....that's it I guess. I need a smoke. I think I'm going to watch some movies I rented and then crash.
If you got through that, you should be ashamed. Go read something of merit god dammit! But thank you for your time. Please drive thru.
By the time the movie is over I have to leave for work. I just know this day is going to be hell due to having absolutely nothing to do. And by george, I'm right! Nothing to do and no customers.
Well, we did have one entertaining customer who started by telling me she can't bend over to pick up a magazine because she just got into a car crash. But that's not all! She banged her face and can't see out of one eye. But that's not all! She went to the doctor and he gave her the wrong eye drops so now her eye is burning. But that's not all! She's going to Disneyland next week and she has no money. But that's not all! Last week her husband decided he couldn't take their marriage anymore so he left. So, here she is telling us she's going to have a nervous breakdown in Blockbuster and I was all for it because I was bord as fuck. She didn't, but she was nuts and that was good enough. I felt sad for her. I told her things will get better, at least she has her son and her health. She said thanks for listening. I should've charged her shrink fees.
So, after 6 hours of mostly boredom, watching the 100 greatest one hit wonders on VH1, having arguments about being allowed to flirt when you're dating someone and playing "Guess the Jelly Belly Flavor" I get to go home.
It's fucking pouring out right now. My dog tried to beat my door down to get into my room. She gets horrified of thunder and lightening and rain. Right now she's hiding under my computer desk. Awww...she's licking my foot. Ok....that's it I guess. I need a smoke. I think I'm going to watch some movies I rented and then crash.
If you got through that, you should be ashamed. Go read something of merit god dammit! But thank you for your time. Please drive thru.
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The customer down and out made me laugh when u said she had her health. flashblacked to the wrong eyedrops stinging her eyes.