twasbrillig

Childhood Anecdotes AKA I feel like taking a break from cramming for a neuroscience exam:

- Once I told my best friend that I didn't want to be friends with her anymore just because I felt like it.

- One of my best friends now used to touch my cooter in the second grade. Heh...cooter...

- My friends and I used to turn off the lights, jump in bed and beat the crap out of each other. It was good fun.

- I used to threaten all the time to run away from home. I'd pack up a suitcase with toys and pictures, leave the house, walk around the corner and then come home.

- I got into a big fight with my mom one day so I rode my bike to Genovese and stole a note pad. I dunno....

- The first adult penis I ever saw was my friends dad. We were sitting at the kitchen table and he was on the couch watching horse races. He was one of those old italian dudes that spent a lot of time at the OTB. So he was really into it and probably had lots of money on it. His horse was winning the race and he got so excited he started jumping up and down, making his robe come undone and boxers fall down.

- I learned the words "virgin" and "lesbian" around the same time in the second grade. Someone asked me if I was a virgin and I said no....thinking they meant lesbian. I was mocked.

- Once I called my sister a lesbian and my mother said, "don't use that kind of language in my house." Then my sister told me lesbians were aliens.