Last night while lying in bed, insomnia in full gear, I had an epiphany that will change both my life and yours....from now on I will use the term "suckers" as opposed to "sucking candy" like I used to. The term "suckers" is so much more fun. I love butterscotch suckers. That's so much better. I'm glad i got that off my chest.
Oh...I also figured out the meaning of life, as well as the exact time when the universe will begin to contract and everything we know as time and space will proceed in reverse....but the details are so trivial that I won't bore you with them.
Update: I am revising my epiphany to include small lollipops in the "suckers" category, as inspired by Idoru. It makes sense. Thank you.
Oh...I also figured out the meaning of life, as well as the exact time when the universe will begin to contract and everything we know as time and space will proceed in reverse....but the details are so trivial that I won't bore you with them.
Update: I am revising my epiphany to include small lollipops in the "suckers" category, as inspired by Idoru. It makes sense. Thank you.
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by the way i seen you in sg chat last night and tried to say hello. .
then again- i never did like anything that can not be swallowed, so suckers (ha!) and gum are out of the question.
used to be snickers man for a while, especially when i was backpacking, but i'm trying to avoid processed candy lately.
i've been thinking about upgrading various chocolate bars- using only the finest ingridients!
my first idea was an upgraded resse's penut butter chocolate.
chocolate will of course be belgian and the penut butter dutch. (best damn PB on the planet- word!)
i think it's a phenomenal idea and i just happen to know someone who'd be able to make them for me.
i think i'll write that person right now!
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ok- now we'll just have to wait!
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so- what other profound thoughts do you have?