I've decided to update my journal while I am still drunk....just to read it tomorrow and laugh.
Christening details:
1. For those that are not "in the know", twas my nephews official brainwashing..err...christening today. Funny how they do the whole water on the head thing. Coincidence? I think not.
2. During the ceremony the priest did this disclaimer thing about the sexual molestations that have been surfacing over "the past 2 years"...even though it's more like the past 100 years....but whatever. I found that sort of odd.
3. My grandmother told me she needs to find a young guy that wants her for her money. Heh...nanna's silly. Especially because she has no money. And any money she has is mine god damnit mine!!!!
4. While completely drunk and smoking ciggs, my sister and I lectured my 10 year old second cousin of the dangers of drinking and smoking ciggs for about 20 minutes. She'll be on the pipe in 3 years.
5. I ended up giving the $200. Which sucks because I barely ate anything....not even cake....boo hoo.
6. My feet are no longer functioning. Heels suck the major donkey dick.
7. My sister-in-laws sister was hammered and anorexic....yet entertaining.
8. My sister-in-laws gay brother-in-law (in vermont and hawaii) told me Britney Spears came into his store and her face is completely jacked up in person. Just so yah know.
9. I danced to "Baby Got Back" and I shook my booty....oh yes I did...and I liked it......cuz I was alredy three sheets to the wind.
10. Work and school tomorrow....joy.
Christening details:
1. For those that are not "in the know", twas my nephews official brainwashing..err...christening today. Funny how they do the whole water on the head thing. Coincidence? I think not.
2. During the ceremony the priest did this disclaimer thing about the sexual molestations that have been surfacing over "the past 2 years"...even though it's more like the past 100 years....but whatever. I found that sort of odd.
3. My grandmother told me she needs to find a young guy that wants her for her money. Heh...nanna's silly. Especially because she has no money. And any money she has is mine god damnit mine!!!!
4. While completely drunk and smoking ciggs, my sister and I lectured my 10 year old second cousin of the dangers of drinking and smoking ciggs for about 20 minutes. She'll be on the pipe in 3 years.
5. I ended up giving the $200. Which sucks because I barely ate anything....not even cake....boo hoo.
6. My feet are no longer functioning. Heels suck the major donkey dick.
7. My sister-in-laws sister was hammered and anorexic....yet entertaining.
8. My sister-in-laws gay brother-in-law (in vermont and hawaii) told me Britney Spears came into his store and her face is completely jacked up in person. Just so yah know.
9. I danced to "Baby Got Back" and I shook my booty....oh yes I did...and I liked it......cuz I was alredy three sheets to the wind.
10. Work and school tomorrow....joy.
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serric:
No cotie it wasn't. I just didn't want you to mistake my comment as a rip on you.
fractal:
entertaining family you've got there.