twasbrillig

Is that the stuff that makes you have an orgasm and stuff?

lol- awesome!

did you ever think about how celebrities hook up in the first place?

do they have a celebrity bar where someone like fred durst is standing with a friend who goes- 'hey man- i want you to meet britney- britney, this is fred- you know, the guy i was telling you about? he's a singer too! well, i'll go get a drink- i'll leave you two guys to talk...'

i think celebrity couples are a pretty stupid idea.

when i'm a celebrity (which should happen over the next few years) i'll never ever date a celebrity.

see- if janeane garofalo approaches me, i'll go- baby, you blew it by having a great career! and i'll walk away.

no i won't.

i'll drop to my knees and say- 'Oh Godess of this world and the beyond- please thave me as your unworthy slave!'






('random thoughts on a tuesday morning' - from: 'Grooverider- Complete prose 1989 - 2003')

[Edited on Oct 21, 2003 9:15AM]