twasbrillig

My bedroom leaves me in quite a pickle. If I open the window, it's freezing in here within 2 minutes. If I close the window it's like a furnace.

Things could be worse. Maybe I'll just sleep in the bathtub.

I'm cold.

My TV is all fuzzy.

I gotta pee.

I'm hungry.

Things could be worse.

So, I'm changing my fucking major again. For a while I was majoring in communications and decided to change it because I felt like I wasn't being "challenged" enough. I felt like shit paying for a class and watching All in the Family and The Simpsons all the time. I didn't know what to change my major to because I have a complete lack of...
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I wanna do something fun.

Too bad it's 2 am and I have to work tomorrow.

Maybe I'll play some Sweet and dance around like I'm a rock star.

I play my enemies like a game of chess
where I rest,
No stress
if you don't smoke sess, lest.
I must confess,
my destiny's manifest
In some Goretex and sweats
I make treks like I'm homeless
Rap orgies with Porgy and Bess,
Capture your bounty like Elliot Ness, YES
Bless you if you represent the Fu
But I'll hex you with some witch's brew...
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Not much to say. Obviously it's been a rough few days at my house, but also lots of laughs and lots of stories. I'm dreading going to work tomorrow, but I think it's important to get back into the swing of things.

My grandmother died 5 hours ago.

Confusion, denial, sadness, happiness, relief, guilt, regret, depression, peace.

Death is a......I don't know.

My mother called the house at 6pm and told me she was dying. I thought, how can you know she's dying? She's been sick for a while. She's been in and out of the hospital since January. How could you know such a thing? Maybe...
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I have to figure out how to re-organize my life. The problem is, I have to reorganize 23 years of disarray. I get so overwhelmed because I don't even know where to begin. And everytime I get overwhelmed I put things off to the last minute. I am a perpetual procrastinator. The problem with procrastiating re-oranizing my life is that I don't know when the...
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Have you ever been assigned to come up with an idea and no matter how hard you try to think of something it just doesn't come to you? It seems as though the more you try to think of a good idea the less likely you are to come up with one, at least for me. I've been freaking out about a paper that I...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I DON'T WANNA BE 23!!! I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

I spent my insomnia googling people from my past (aside from eating sunflower seeds, reading an APA manual and having asinine AIM conversations) . Turns out someone I went to elementary school with is a relief pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers.



On a side note, I can't believe it's been 10 years since Kurt Cobain died. He was actually found dead on my 13th birthday....
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Childhood Anecdotes AKA I feel like taking a break from cramming for a neuroscience exam:

- Once I told my best friend that I didn't want to be friends with her anymore just because I felt like it.

- One of my best friends now used to touch my cooter in the second grade. Heh...cooter...

- My friends and I used to turn off the...
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