Babies suck. Ok, so he's my nephew. I never see the kid, I never talk to his father (my brother), so why exactly do I have to give the fucker $200 of my hard earned money just because he's getting water dumped on his head??? It takes me almost 2 weeks to make $200!! I think I might just give $150....but still, that's a little...
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grooverider:
WHAT?!? YOU CAN'T GO OUT OF THE BOX?!? DAMN THIS FORMAT- D A M N I T T O H E L L L L L L L L L ! ! ! ! !
fil:
What, you think God heals babies' souls for free!? TITHE TO THE LORD, SUCKAH!!!
I'm locked in a cage of negativity.
Wanna toss me the key?
You mean I have to get it myself???
Fucking hell.
Why can't I have a keymaster?
This piece is entitled, "I'm a Fucking Schitzo" or "I'm a Fucking Schitzo that Writes Shitty Journal Entries".
Tell me about your first live music experience.
Wanna toss me the key?
You mean I have to get it myself???
Fucking hell.
Why can't I have a keymaster?
This piece is entitled, "I'm a Fucking Schitzo" or "I'm a Fucking Schitzo that Writes Shitty Journal Entries".
Tell me about your first live music experience.
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serric:
I already have four so no I'm not keeping any. Oh and I don't remember my first live music experience . No drugs just so many so long ago it was so comon to go to shows I just don't recall.
hornitos:
i think my first live musical exp. was seeing my nino's (godfather) band play at a local hall when i was like 8 or so. .it was like this chicano, santana, cover band thingy. .and he was playing the congas, and his fingers were bleeding and he said to me afterwards. ."if you ain't bleedin', you ain't playing"
I used a different shampoo this morning called Alfa Parf and it smells friggin awesome!! I smell so good today I'm turning myself on. weee!!
I am so fucking fascinating.
I am so fucking fascinating.
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toxicboy:
Is that the stuff that makes you have an orgasm and stuff?
grooverider:
lol- awesome!
did you ever think about how celebrities hook up in the first place?
do they have a celebrity bar where someone like fred durst is standing with a friend who goes- 'hey man- i want you to meet britney- britney, this is fred- you know, the guy i was telling you about? he's a singer too! well, i'll go get a drink- i'll leave you two guys to talk...'
i think celebrity couples are a pretty stupid idea.
when i'm a celebrity (which should happen over the next few years) i'll never ever date a celebrity.
see- if janeane garofalo approaches me, i'll go- baby, you blew it by having a great career! and i'll walk away.
no i won't.
i'll drop to my knees and say- 'Oh Godess of this world and the beyond- please thave me as your unworthy slave!'
('random thoughts on a tuesday morning' - from: 'Grooverider- Complete prose 1989 - 2003')
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did you ever think about how celebrities hook up in the first place?
do they have a celebrity bar where someone like fred durst is standing with a friend who goes- 'hey man- i want you to meet britney- britney, this is fred- you know, the guy i was telling you about? he's a singer too! well, i'll go get a drink- i'll leave you two guys to talk...'
i think celebrity couples are a pretty stupid idea.
when i'm a celebrity (which should happen over the next few years) i'll never ever date a celebrity.
see- if janeane garofalo approaches me, i'll go- baby, you blew it by having a great career! and i'll walk away.
no i won't.
i'll drop to my knees and say- 'Oh Godess of this world and the beyond- please thave me as your unworthy slave!'
('random thoughts on a tuesday morning' - from: 'Grooverider- Complete prose 1989 - 2003')
[Edited on Oct 21, 2003 9:15AM]
"All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases. It's all frighfully romantic."
What have been your ailments?
**Guess where the quote is from and you win a rice krispie treat....or I'll owe you won....cuz I don't have any.....but when I get one I won't share......so it'll be the second one I get....I promise!**
Update: Yay Serric! Right....rice krispie treat....where would one get one...
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What have been your ailments?
**Guess where the quote is from and you win a rice krispie treat....or I'll owe you won....cuz I don't have any.....but when I get one I won't share......so it'll be the second one I get....I promise!**
Update: Yay Serric! Right....rice krispie treat....where would one get one...
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serric:
He triple posted goood I thought I had a glich.
serric:
I'm in great shape. I need sugar 
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[Edited on Oct 18, 2003 11:06AM]
My apologies for my epic journal entry yesterday. I'm not sure what got into me. Anyways, this shall be short and sweet. It's one of them procrastination journals again. I'm right now, at this moment, writing a bullshit paper. You know thos papers where you ramble on and on about nonsense and keep making the margins bigger and bigger to make it seem like you...
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toxicboy:
Arnold, of course
Its not a tuma! Its NOT.... Its Not a tuma...
Its not a tuma! Its NOT.... Its Not a tuma...
fractal:
which thread have I mocked?
don't take me seriously, I'm just an asshole by nature...its never anything personal.
don't take me seriously, I'm just an asshole by nature...its never anything personal.
Hope everyone had a lovely 'bastard who who claimed he discovered land that was arleady inhabited by the injuns' three day weekend. Unfortunatly, my weekend was a one day weekend, as I had to convince numerous people that when you bring your movie back the day after you've been asked to you have to pay a fee because when you joined you signed a contract...
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hornitos:
no, but i cheated on my in-significant other.
i felt bad about it, but then again, i was raised a catholic and feel guilty , just about everything i've ever done. .
i felt bad about it, but then again, i was raised a catholic and feel guilty , just about everything i've ever done. .
strangeattractor:
thanks for the comment!
wow that is a marathon entry...still reading it...
1. i did not go to school/lab on monday, in respect of indigenous people's day. unfortunately my school does not respect the holiday. tuesday i had to explain it was actually a holiday, and no it was NOT columbus day, it was indigenous people's day.
2. whoa, did he really molest that goat? i hope you're joking...or that at least you guys made some money by putting it on the net and spamming a bunch of people. my hotmail accounts always get spam for that kind of shit - which makes me wonder who actually does pay for that kind of porn...
3. i HAVE cheated on a significant other, but not the one i'm with right now. i'd have to agree with hornitos, it was more of an insignificant other - i didn't like the guy. more like i hated him - his political and moral views were pretty much opposite of mine, and he was a wanker. he got pissed off that i made him wait 20 minutes (while i was doing work) on MY 21st birthday and then hit me, which was exactly before i dumped him. his family hated me right back too for being jewish (which i'm really not - i don't practice...so???). i think he probably hated me for taking his virginity away and it was all a big mess by the very end.
but that was years ago. why do you ask?
wow that is a marathon entry...still reading it...
1. i did not go to school/lab on monday, in respect of indigenous people's day. unfortunately my school does not respect the holiday. tuesday i had to explain it was actually a holiday, and no it was NOT columbus day, it was indigenous people's day.
2. whoa, did he really molest that goat? i hope you're joking...or that at least you guys made some money by putting it on the net and spamming a bunch of people. my hotmail accounts always get spam for that kind of shit - which makes me wonder who actually does pay for that kind of porn...
3. i HAVE cheated on a significant other, but not the one i'm with right now. i'd have to agree with hornitos, it was more of an insignificant other - i didn't like the guy. more like i hated him - his political and moral views were pretty much opposite of mine, and he was a wanker. he got pissed off that i made him wait 20 minutes (while i was doing work) on MY 21st birthday and then hit me, which was exactly before i dumped him. his family hated me right back too for being jewish (which i'm really not - i don't practice...so???). i think he probably hated me for taking his virginity away and it was all a big mess by the very end.
but that was years ago. why do you ask?
When I was little I either wanted to be a writer, a circus clown or a hot dog vendor.
My career in hot dog vending was inspired by a guy in my old neighborhood. He was the king of all hot dog vendors. The guy could make and package 10 hot dogs with all sorts of toppings in a split second. It was fascinating to...
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My career in hot dog vending was inspired by a guy in my old neighborhood. He was the king of all hot dog vendors. The guy could make and package 10 hot dogs with all sorts of toppings in a split second. It was fascinating to...
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grooverider:
time for a journal update i think.
also- time to stop by my journal and do your homework assignment.
yup.
also- time to stop by my journal and do your homework assignment.
yup.
grooverider:
hey thanks- glad you warned me about how uninteresting you are! i might have ended up listening to more boring stuff-close call... :whew:
ok-
hoping never to speak to you again-
S.Muerte 
ok-
hoping never to speak to you again-
S.Muerte
One of the most difficult things about getting older is realizing that your parents are as fucked up as you are.
One of the best things about getting older is realizing that your parents are as fucked up as you are.
The best part of all is, everyone else and their parents are fucked up too. So why don't we all just get drunk and...
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One of the best things about getting older is realizing that your parents are as fucked up as you are.
The best part of all is, everyone else and their parents are fucked up too. So why don't we all just get drunk and...
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hornitos:
and ear hair. .don't forget the ear hair!
fractal:
I don't really want to screw my parents...
I am brilliant and you are not.
nanny nanny poo poo
nanny nanny poo poo
toxicboy:
Blah!
fractal:
neener neener
My head is pounding and no ideas are coming out. Why is it when I am forced to create an idea my mind goes completely numb? I have to write a proposal for a term paper. I have no problem writing term papers. I can't for the life of me figure out what it is I will be writing about. Have you ever felt like...
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fractal:
I can think of plenty of things that are better than a term paper...
Nietzsche says, "God is dead".
God says, "Nietzsche has syphilis".
Ba dum bum.
HAHAHAHAHAhahahhaaa...........ha.
Ummmm....not much to say. Spent the weekend working and studying. I actually have a whole day off today (I love the jewish people and their many, many high holy days) and it WILL be spent reading and doing work for my computer class. I can't right now though because I'm performing...
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God says, "Nietzsche has syphilis".
Ba dum bum.
HAHAHAHAHAhahahhaaa...........ha.
Ummmm....not much to say. Spent the weekend working and studying. I actually have a whole day off today (I love the jewish people and their many, many high holy days) and it WILL be spent reading and doing work for my computer class. I can't right now though because I'm performing...
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serric:
I want a holiday , but I'd just end up working anyway I always do. Damn and it's my choice. I need to barrow some procrastination from ya.Does it come in a pill??
serric:
I know that joke .......He put his left hand on my left shoulder his right hand on my.... hey that son of a bitch!!!
I'm gonna update my journal cuz...well....I've got school work to do.
Random thoughts:
~I find the movie "Me Without You' frighteningly relatable....except the sleeping with the same dude your friend once slept with part....that certainly has never happened.
~Sometimes I feel like I've dug myself into such an enormously deep hole that I'll never see the sun again.
~I'm looking at a stuffed tapir on...
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Random thoughts:
~I find the movie "Me Without You' frighteningly relatable....except the sleeping with the same dude your friend once slept with part....that certainly has never happened.
~Sometimes I feel like I've dug myself into such an enormously deep hole that I'll never see the sun again.
~I'm looking at a stuffed tapir on...
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toxicboy:
Well, now you have a reason to go to WDW, Rumor is that they are bringing HMH there next year
apathy_activist:
i am not worthy of your cool club. that much is obvious.
(the first time i read 'cool club' i was thinking of a big wooden bat you hit people with to make them cool. kinda like an 'ugly stick' i guess.)
i was going through my money stuff and realized i cant afford the renewal for sg. when i check the account stuff, i was due for renewal yesterday: sunday. it hadn't come out of my account yet, so i figured i'd be cancelled today. i hope it doesn't renew retroactivly or something. not that i dont like it here, but i cant afford it now.
(the first time i read 'cool club' i was thinking of a big wooden bat you hit people with to make them cool. kinda like an 'ugly stick' i guess.)
i was going through my money stuff and realized i cant afford the renewal for sg. when i check the account stuff, i was due for renewal yesterday: sunday. it hadn't come out of my account yet, so i figured i'd be cancelled today. i hope it doesn't renew retroactivly or something. not that i dont like it here, but i cant afford it now.