))<>((
Forever.
Forever.
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retroactivwe:
Oh, you enigmatic minx, you.
hollygolightly:
vagi?
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midknight:
turtle power
somethingstupid:
HEY TUXY!! HI!!!
Stop burning bridges.
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retroactivwe:
Well not completely, obviously.
the_shine:
Start burning pavements?
Tell me a story, I know you're not boring.
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amitabha:
the only thing jesus is getting is ass fucked.
amitabha:
much like you.
If I was a building, I'd be the tallest building with the sharpest sides it would make your eyes bleed to look at me.
If I was a car, I'd definitely be a pickup truck. A Tacoma. Except I'd talk and say "yee-haw" lots.
If I was furniture, I'd be a bed with really soft pillows and amazing sheets. You'd never want to leave me...
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If I was a car, I'd definitely be a pickup truck. A Tacoma. Except I'd talk and say "yee-haw" lots.
If I was furniture, I'd be a bed with really soft pillows and amazing sheets. You'd never want to leave me...
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chrislikewhoa:
were you in my room?
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helper:
"My new house
You should see my house
My new house
You should see my new house"
-the fall
[Edited on Jun 12, 2005 7:33PM]
You should see my house
My new house
You should see my new house"
-the fall
[Edited on Jun 12, 2005 7:33PM]
helper:
I realize that's not a very deep lyric.
ther rest of the song is , but don't
look it up as it's kind of cynical.
ther rest of the song is , but don't
look it up as it's kind of cynical.
Hypothetical is dumb... and now I have my account back!
Thanks SG!
Thanks SG!
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margot_dent:
for....for teh sex?
boxofficepoison:
I'm not moving in until the end of the summer, why you homeless?
Girl Turns Into Mother
Brooklyn, NY. Little Tuxy Meanandugly awoke this morning to discover that she is, in fact, turning into her mother.
"It was a morning just like any other, and then it hit me," says Tuxy, "the bathroom was just disgusting. I'm amazed people can live like that." Tuxy spent the next hour restoring the blackened tub into it's sparkling glory.
But it...
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Brooklyn, NY. Little Tuxy Meanandugly awoke this morning to discover that she is, in fact, turning into her mother.
"It was a morning just like any other, and then it hit me," says Tuxy, "the bathroom was just disgusting. I'm amazed people can live like that." Tuxy spent the next hour restoring the blackened tub into it's sparkling glory.
But it...
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vixen:
I am going to do the same thing today... ravage the apartment and render it clean.
How are you? I'm good. I am just hanging out at home... staying in cause they say it is going to rain soon I guess.
Wanna hang out soon? I don't see you online much anymore and I would feel weird if I just stopped by outta nowhere!
Talk to you soon!!!
How are you? I'm good. I am just hanging out at home... staying in cause they say it is going to rain soon I guess.
Wanna hang out soon? I don't see you online much anymore and I would feel weird if I just stopped by outta nowhere!
Talk to you soon!!!
g00000ne:
I love you too....you are one kind girl. 
Sorry fellas, I gotta go see about a boy.
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aphexplotz:
Come down to DC on wednesday.
I'm going to San Francisco today. It figure it's about time for me to get an unsightly blemish in some unusual spot. At the very least, my hair looks beautiful - thanks to Orali.
I don't look anything like my profile picture anymore. February seems like such a long time ago.
I have an hour left to pack and get to work.
I don't look anything like my profile picture anymore. February seems like such a long time ago.
I have an hour left to pack and get to work.
yuriel:
I'm sure you'll be just fine. And look it too.
*shrug*
Enjoy the trip and be safe.
*shrug*
Enjoy the trip and be safe.