Two ducks check into a hotel. The best hotel in Zurich. Big weekend for the ducks. They get up to their room and they discover they have no condoms.
No problem, says the man duck - I'll get room service to send some up. Call down to room service. Eventually the boy appears with the condoms. He says - do you want me to put... Read More
Can you believe I stayed in bed until 2? It's not jet-lag -- but pure laziness!!!
This is the best vacation ever. A morning of reading, sleeping, reading, nodding off.... Yesterday I met some cool new people (sandbender) and I'm learning the most interesting things. I mean, did you know that avocado and soy sauce are best... Read More