Two ducks check into a hotel. The best hotel in Zurich. Big weekend for the ducks. They get up to their room and they discover they have no condoms.
No problem, says the man duck - I'll get room service to send some up. Call down to room service. Eventually the boy appears with the condoms. He says - do you want me to put these on your bill, sir? And the duck, he says - Do I look like some kind of pervert to you?
No problem, says the man duck - I'll get room service to send some up. Call down to room service. Eventually the boy appears with the condoms. He says - do you want me to put these on your bill, sir? And the duck, he says - Do I look like some kind of pervert to you?
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I HOpe things are going well in tuxy-land.