Girl Turns Into Mother

Brooklyn, NY. Little Tuxy Meanandugly awoke this morning to discover that she is, in fact, turning into her mother.

"It was a morning just like any other, and then it hit me," says Tuxy, "the bathroom was just disgusting. I'm amazed people can live like that." Tuxy spent the next hour restoring the blackened tub into it's sparkling glory.

But it didn't stop there. Like a speed addict Tuxy had cleaned the bathroom, kitchen hers and her roommate's room all before 7:15 a.m.

"I feel like such a freak. My room has always been a mess at home with my parents. And now this? Why? I mean, why can't I let shit just sit? The fungus in the tub was kinda pretty - it had turned orange under the mat - a freakisly beautiful color," said Tuxy.

"I hope this transformation stops before it gets into her head and changes her religious or political beliefs -- or even... *shudder*... her waistline.

Her mother declined commenting at this time.