Wasted.

Who wants to do teh sex with me?

"You want my nuts, admit it. (We're not talking cashews.)"

Suckage.

I am:
a.) An old perv. posting as a cute girl
b.) A lesbian
c.) A tranny
d.) _____ (make up your own)

Those of you who know me, why haven't you posted in my testimonials?

"I need to talk to you more when you're either very high or very tired because your strange, illogical thought processes come out. You want to post pictures of yourself so people will think you're cute, but you want to write horrible things so people won't really want to talk to you. Dork." -Poopypants

But seriously, STOP ANNOYING ME!

And a.) was right - I'm really a 54 year old dirty pervert who has kidnapped tuxy and puts pictures of her on the Internet. If you want to meet me, I'm really a dirty old man and I'll try to stick my hands up your asshole all the way to your eyeballs. If you want to meet tuxy, she's tied up in my basment and only comes out for photo ops when I tell her to! I'm real mean. Don't piss me off or tuxy gets it.