tuxy

For last night's performance I'd like to thank:

grapes - for "being peeled and crushed into such a fine wine"
my memory - for not letting me remember that I called my mother a bitch in the middle of fucking church last night
piggy tails - for holding my hair back when I puked
santa and his elves - for cleaning abovesaid puke up
jesus - for having a damn birthday in the first place

and the drunk fucking bastard that kept calling me jewlie - for... uh... yeah...