"The secret is licking the palm."

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Update:

I live in a cute little apartment by Central Park in New York City. Ironically enough, I signed the lease before I ever even seriously thought about moving in.

I've lived here since I came back from Europe. It's great. I have some plants and big sunny windows to keep them happy.

I also have a roommate that I adore more than anything in the whole wide world. He has a body like Michaelangeo's David and we have lots of wild sex. Yep. Lots. Like animals.

He's sleeping right now, so I think I'm gonna go pounce him.

Rawr.