turtle666

Had our first poker game of the new year last night.. Anywhere from 4 - 6 players at any given time. Looks like it's gonna workout as a weekly game. We are even starting a bad beat pot next week. I feel so official.

Uncle Rico: "We need something to make us look legit, ya know"

Kip: "Well how about some gold bracelets"

I swore that I would never captain another APA team as long as I lived. Looks like I lied. The new session started last night and as usual I got the shit kicked out of me by a guy I beat on a regular basis. I fucking hate the APA point system***. Oh well, maybe it's just a mental thing. I'm sure I will get...
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We think that our parent company might be scheduling piss tests for everyone. After 5 years you would think that they wouldn't care one way or the other. But then again, my boss might have been fucking with us since he knows he would lose half of his staff if they made us take the tests.

Just to be on the safe side a few...
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3 days until Chrismukkah day.

Well we had playoffs last night for my wednesday pool team. We got the living shit kicked out of us. No fault of mine considering I didn't play. It's a little annoying considering that this is the second session in a row where we lost the first round of playoffs and I didn't play.

Almost done with all my chrismukah shopping. One more trip outta do it. I just don't want to be stuck in those stores the week before. Those fuckers that wait until the last minute can get a little unplesant.

I may be able to get my cue fixed for free. Someone told me that Joss cues hold a lifetime warranty. I sent them an email to see what the specifics are. Hopefully that will work out.

Other than that, things are uneventful.

I broke my fucking cue last week. My $500 Joss broke just below the joint. I ordered a new joss sneaky pete the other day. It should be here today. Actually, it was supposed to be here yesterday so i'm getting a little pissed. The broken cue can be fixed but it will probably cost at least $150 to fix it. Not sure when I...
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Thanksgiving wasn't quite what I expected this year. We went to Satellite Beach to my cousins house. It took us an hour and a half to get there and we found that my cousin doesn't have cable so there was no football. How the fuck do you have thanksgiving dinner without any football to watch after stuffing the shit out of yourself. Oh well, what...
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