turtle666

But I do like Thursdays. Poker night tonight. Hope to make me some cheese. I haven't had poker night since we steam cleaned the carpets. Hope nobody fucks it up.

They need to have a bottle of scotch next to the coffee machine at work. I bet I would have a better day.

Not to fond of Tuesdays either.

I fucking hate Mondays

I don't know what twilight zone portal I stepped through this morning but I just wanna listen to Ice Cube's "It Was a Good Day"

Found out today that one of my friends is getting he, myself and 2 others out on a private pro golf course next weekend. Just getting on the course would have been enough but he also got us a 100%...
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If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs
Would you still love me anyway?
If you're bound and you're gagged, draped and displayed
Would you still love me anyway?

Anyone ever watch that Smallville show? I just started the first season. It's pretty cool but I hope they develop some cool long term story lines. I guess time will tell.

,|,, Evil is as Turtle's do ,,|,

Good fucking morning everybody. Not that it is or anything. I love the weekends but I hate the end of them.

Got to play a little golf this weekend. Played a little pool. Drank a little booze.

Anyway, how was everyone elses weekend?

Ok, this time I had to walk... no... stumble my way home. I locked my keys in my car and didn't have a ride home. It was quite the expierence. A cop circled me twice on my way home. I think he was looking for a reason to stop and ask me what the hell I was doing walking down the street at 2am with...
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Nothing to report. Got drunk and threw up in the parking lot last night. Still dont know where my car is.

Update: Found my car. Aparently I left it at the pool hall about 200 ft from where I threw up.

And again, all is right with the world.