turtle666

Let me tell you a little about the redneck hell I was subjected to this weekend. I was attending a baby shower (don't ask) in Bushnel florida near Tampa. Actually it wasn't a baby shower, it was more like a baby barbaque. It was held in the backyard of a rusted out trailer. It looked like the kind of place in horror films where there is no way out. There was no cell phone signal to speak of. The men had no shirts and the girls had no teeth (except for the people I went there with). There was a 3 yr old running around in overalls. And to top it all off I played horseshoes in the grass. Dinner was even cooked in a wood burning homemade grill. The only plus is that those rednecks love weed. Good thing weed is such a great equalizer.