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i pooped inside myself

so apparently the appendix is a sac on your intestine that was origianlly used by the body to store toxins in your food that you may have ingested. and if ruptured, it releases these toxins into your blood stream, putting your body into toxic shock. immediate anti-biotics and the removal of the appendix are neccesary. modern food purifications, though, have pretty much eliminated the toxins. so the appendix is basically useless. it actually is evolving itself out of the genetic make up of the human anatomy due to people having to have it removed so much over the past 50 or so years.
basically what it does now is nothing. the problem now is that, the appendix fill upp with a different toxin. we lovingly refer to it as POOP. that's right poop. and if it ruptures now, it puts the poopies in your blood. and wages horrible pain wars in your tummy. and makes you dizzy and sweaty. it sucks.

so this happened to me recently. that's right ya'll, i pooped inside myself. and then i went to the emergency room where they cut off my shirt and threw me intoo a surgery room where the nurses all laughed at me for passing out when they gave me an IV (because of all my tattoos apparently i am supposed to be a champ when it comes to a needle in the veins) and all they could talk about was warren sapp signing to the raiders. which is cool i guess, but i am dying. they said had i waited another hour to go to the hospital, i probably woulda died.
but as you can see i didn't die. i felt like complete shit for a week and a half but whatever. i didn't take any pain meds or anything because i figured i'd show those bastard nurses that i am not a pussy. hahaha.
by now i am just rambling on...

don't poop inside yourself it hurts.