fucked up... I don't know what the hell was in that margarita, but it only took one, that's for sure.
The abominable snowman was taken down with one punch.
The music was top shelf, but I had to get out.. the air was so thick...
the abominable snowman fell apart in the crowd before a picture could be taken, but staples are not the best...
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The abominable snowman was taken down with one punch.
The music was top shelf, but I had to get out.. the air was so thick...
the abominable snowman fell apart in the crowd before a picture could be taken, but staples are not the best...
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Oh my god... I just bought a brand new case knife (Stanley SwivelLock! rico suave) but I needed a KNIFE to get my goddamn KNIFE out of the package. That is fucked up, right there. Stanley corp's all: "BAM! You get a black hole up your ass." Fuckers.
I uploaded a picture of it.
I uploaded a picture of it.
lorelei:
welcome to the site... i love your roomate haikus. 
5 haikus for my roomate, after our internet service got turned off again:
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Deadbeat, pay some bills
Lost your rent money again?
Now I'll eat your cake
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I need internet
But it's set up in your name
How will I find rock?
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Neat freak with a mop
Sighs at my latest footprints
Rolls eyes, gets to work
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Hey there drummer boy...
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Deadbeat, pay some bills
Lost your rent money again?
Now I'll eat your cake
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I need internet
But it's set up in your name
How will I find rock?
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Neat freak with a mop
Sighs at my latest footprints
Rolls eyes, gets to work
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Hey there drummer boy...
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Wedgiform: word I made up to mean "usually eaten in a wedge-shaped piece" because I couldn't think of any word that actually meant that.
re: comments/sicily/p. 4
I can't believe anyone ever trusted their kids' lives with me in high school... I mean, I was a pretty nice guy, but I was so fucked up... did I even know how to operate a phone? These...
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re: comments/sicily/p. 4
I can't believe anyone ever trusted their kids' lives with me in high school... I mean, I was a pretty nice guy, but I was so fucked up... did I even know how to operate a phone? These...
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No really, does anyone out there know how to find out, theoretically, about pixies tix?
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sicily:
what a horrifying little bastard child. i would have locked that nasty kid in the dishwasher and set it for 'deep clean'...extra fucking hot water. never mind the burns and suffocation...at least he'd never pull THAT manuever again
I'll get around to this journal shit someday.
My halloween was o.k. it was raining out this way and I didn't get to do much. The party was suppose to be outside so they had to cut it short. I did get to go get an ice cream sundae at Mickey D's though. Tonight should be fun. I am going out to celebratet Day of the dead. It isn't suppose to rain tonight. Fun Fun.