A Funny Thing:
My freshman year in college, I got my first credit card, a Citibank Visa. It had a $400 credit limit. I ran it up immediately, and then didn't pay them a cent until five years later, recieving angry letters and telephone calls from various collection agencies the entire time. By that time late fees and collection bills had run it up to about $1600, but they settled for $800. I used to be really irresponsible with money.
Semi-ancient history.
But today I recieved a letter in the mail. Apparently someone filed a class-action suit with Citibank recently... and after all that bullshit, I was still entitled to a cut!! Yes, Citibank sent me a check for a whopping ten cents. A check. And you'd better believe I'm gonna deposit that motherfucker! I have no idea what they did, but those criminals have got to learn their lesson.
I'm really not sure what the moral of that story is, and it's probably not funny to anyone else, but when I opened that ominous-looking (JUST like their collection letters) envelope and saw what it was, I almost fell down from laughing so hard.
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Tonight I'm going to see Bright Channel, one of the most amazing bands in Denver right now. If you wonder about the significance of that, take a glance at my "current crush."
Oh christ, do I look okay? (don't worry, I don't look much like my pictures in real life-- tho I AM wearing that same beck shirt right now) Where is the line, when drinking, between pleasantly loose and complete ass, and can you tell me when I'm about to cross it? What do I smell like right now? On a scale of 1 to 10, how lame am I, exactly?
Arg.
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Uploaded a couple of purty CO pictures.
My freshman year in college, I got my first credit card, a Citibank Visa. It had a $400 credit limit. I ran it up immediately, and then didn't pay them a cent until five years later, recieving angry letters and telephone calls from various collection agencies the entire time. By that time late fees and collection bills had run it up to about $1600, but they settled for $800. I used to be really irresponsible with money.
Semi-ancient history.
But today I recieved a letter in the mail. Apparently someone filed a class-action suit with Citibank recently... and after all that bullshit, I was still entitled to a cut!! Yes, Citibank sent me a check for a whopping ten cents. A check. And you'd better believe I'm gonna deposit that motherfucker! I have no idea what they did, but those criminals have got to learn their lesson.
I'm really not sure what the moral of that story is, and it's probably not funny to anyone else, but when I opened that ominous-looking (JUST like their collection letters) envelope and saw what it was, I almost fell down from laughing so hard.
***
Tonight I'm going to see Bright Channel, one of the most amazing bands in Denver right now. If you wonder about the significance of that, take a glance at my "current crush."
Oh christ, do I look okay? (don't worry, I don't look much like my pictures in real life-- tho I AM wearing that same beck shirt right now) Where is the line, when drinking, between pleasantly loose and complete ass, and can you tell me when I'm about to cross it? What do I smell like right now? On a scale of 1 to 10, how lame am I, exactly?
Arg.
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Uploaded a couple of purty CO pictures.
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P.S. The drummer is definitely not her brother, he is her husband and father of her babies.
good times!
Just because she has kids screaming in the background and gettin' to play with her band is the only time she gets out of the house is no reason to suddenly turn deaf. I mean come on! Get a hold of yourself.
P.S. What does she look like, is she cute?