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"You engaged in sexual congress with my wife?!!"

Yeah so I just watched The Whole Nine Yards.. again. It'd been 4 years though. Its a great movie but the new one looks so terrible. Bruce looked damn goOd in black but what is up with that bullshit hat he's wearing now? And why have I never realized how gorgeous Natasha Henstridge is (for a blonde)?

And ok so obviously me and Jeff have different taste in girls. I just wanted to reach over and do something to her hair. Mess it up or something.. anything other than what it looked like would have been goOd. But yeah so she gave me her schpeal/shpeel/speal (I just looked up every goddamn possible spelling of that word and came up with nothing.. though my dictionary contains 15 different ways the word "shit" can be used. Ex. "eat shit," or "beat the shit out of.") But ok so I sat there, ate my white chocolate walnut blondie whatever thingy *yummm* and gave her a friends number who maybe could benefit from the thing. Then I went about my merry way. Perhaps I should call my friend first and warn her so she's not like "WTF?" : )

Listening to My Ruin's "Horror of Beauty".. WhoOp aSs. I haven't listened to it in a while cuz only a few of my cd players will play it, its scratched to shit. That and my ex-girlfriend had bought it for me and surprised me with it. Same with "To Britain with Love" a while back. I did the same for her with their first two records years ago. Its been quite a ritual.. but.. its over now. Its gonna be weird when the next record comes out..

All my cds are fuckin' scratched. I don't understand..

*Looks up* YaY again : )

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Sunday morning Piss n' vinegar time.

I am so not a violent person but every time our "president" opens his mouth I wanna shove a 2 x 4 in it and break it off. TV just played an audio clip of him saying "We will win this test of wills.." Fuck you. I'm sure that statement was in the context of other stuff, but really, is this anything OTHER than a test of wills to you at this point? You cunt.

Oh and get THIS headline: "Pope calls for peace in his Easter message." Ahaha! I suddenly can't be mad anymore. Go soak your dentures you useless sackashit.