I met my downstairs neighbor for the first time today. She's crazy. She was poking her head out of the front door, and I said hello. She then proceeded to berate me because she had "proof" that I was stealing her mail, and she was going to "initiate proceedings" against me. Oh, did I mention, she's crazy.
I told her about the ONE time that I received her phone bill in my box, and put it into her box. She told me she was watching me do it from across the street.....
Oh yeah, she's crazy.
As she was rambling on, trying to tell me that she has some kind of proof that I've been stealing her mail all along, I wished her a good evening and sped off on my bike, for bowling. There, I met some new folks, nerdboy, xagary, and friend. Despite my best efforts at behaving, I put in some good drinking, and resigned myself to another night of little sleep.....
I told her about the ONE time that I received her phone bill in my box, and put it into her box. She told me she was watching me do it from across the street.....
Oh yeah, she's crazy.
As she was rambling on, trying to tell me that she has some kind of proof that I've been stealing her mail all along, I wished her a good evening and sped off on my bike, for bowling. There, I met some new folks, nerdboy, xagary, and friend. Despite my best efforts at behaving, I put in some good drinking, and resigned myself to another night of little sleep.....
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Look who is coming.....and check out who the opening acts are!
you should fuck with her.
leave her ransom notes for things you haven't taken.