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Thursday Jul 24, 2003

Jul 24, 2003
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I have absolutely no direction today. Which is fine.
I had grandiose plans to explore the far reaches of the city, but for some reason my own neighborhood seems just fine for today.
I am going to get some coffee, however!

Laundromat Lunacy:
crazy Indian proprietor: "Goodbye, have a good day"
Me: "Bye, thanks"
crazy random old lady, adressing me: "You know what that is? That's for the cat!"
Me: "Oh, okay" *slowly backs out the door*

phrase of the day: Selbstbefriedigung mit Schildkrtesuppe
(don't ask)
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cheech:
A good retort to the crazy old lady would've been "Yo, blow me!" Not enough use of yo-blow-me anymore. Or "Take off, you hoser." I'm gonna try to spread the "hoser" love in the 2003.
I need to see these Fassbinder films. I haven't seen one in a long time, sorta passed out on one in college, but hey, that was probably just a slow one...that Bitter Tears of what's-her-name.... ARRR!!! I'm going to bed with no glue. EL SUICIDO LOCO
Jul 24, 2003
oak:
fear and loathing are my reactions to a great many things currently, the general populace not by any means the least among those things.

you were apparently asleep when i called around midnight about meeting at the bar.

an $18 drunk ensued. i gave her $40.
Jul 24, 2003

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