I think one of my neighbors is a serial killer. At dusk tonight, they started running something that sounded like a woodchipper or chainsaw or something. Must be disposing of the bodies...I think I'll wait a day or two before taking out the garbage.
I was supposed to go see my friend's band tonight, but I flaked out yet again. Couldn't bring myself to leave the house. I missed their last show too, a coupla weeks ago. He's gonna kill me. Hmm, maybe then I'll end up in a woodchipper too!
I was supposed to go see my friend's band tonight, but I flaked out yet again. Couldn't bring myself to leave the house. I missed their last show too, a coupla weeks ago. He's gonna kill me. Hmm, maybe then I'll end up in a woodchipper too!
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kopper:
this makes me think of that movie "the burbs"... burning corpses in the industrial strength furnace late at night, digging holes in the backyard, beating sacks of garbage out at the curb... i think you should investigate.
emily:
