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Saturday May 30, 2009

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Gay Marriage

In May of this year, the fine people of California voted to essentially BAN gay marriages. The website www.protectmarriage.com implies, among other things, that teaching our children that gay marriage exists will confuse them and somehow destroy the sanctity of marriage. Although I fully support the rights of parents to influence their childrens education, I do wonder if they TRULY have their childrens best interest at heart. It never hurts to take a little peek at history to help us understand the present. Shall we??

Europe, 1100
Timmy: Hey Momwhere is Dad?...I need help with my homework
Mom: Oh TimmyDaddy went off to rid our Holy land of those wretched Muslims.
Timmy: Why Mom??...They dont believe in God??
Mom: They believe in God Timmybutwellits just different
Timmy: They wont let our people visit the Holy land??
Mom: Well..actuallythey are rather accommodating about that
Timmy: SoooooI dont understandwhy is daddy getting rid of them
Mom: Shut up and finish your homework!!

North Carolina, 1903
Timmy: Mom!!..Dad!!...I just saw a man FLY!! The Wright brothers made this thing called a plane!!
Dad: Dont be silly TimmyOnly birds flypeople cant fly!
Timmy: But I SAW him Dad! Think of ita day where people can fly to far away places. Isnt it exciting??
Dad: TIMMY!! If God wanted men to fly he would have given them wings
Timmy: But..But.
Dad: Shut up and finish your homework

Salem, 1692
Timmy: Dad!...where is MomIm kinda hungry
Dad: Mom is setting fire to that witchBetty
Timmy: Miss Betty??...but WHY??...She is always so nice
Dad: Wellshe walked by the fields in the spring and now the crops dont grow
Timmy: But I PLAYED in the fields all winter longam I a witch??
Dad: Dont be silly Timmy.besideswe will prove that she is a witch when she can survive the fire
Timmy: But what if she dies??
Dad: Shut up and finish your homework

Most anywhere, 1920
Timmy: Mom!...did that nice girl down the street have her baby yet??
Mom: She did Timmy, but you wont be seeing her anymore. She is.wellgone
Timmy: Where did she go?
Mom: She had no husband Timmy, so we took her baby and sent her away. I think to a convent but it really doesnt matter
Timmy: Took her baby!! But Momthat seems so cruel!!
Mom: Oh no Timmyshe was a slut. Unlike your father and I, she was not married when she had a baby so she is not worthy to care for it
Timmy: But.but.doesnt she love her baby??
Mom: Shut up and finish your homework

California, 2009
Timmy: Hey Dad, I met our new neighbors, Stan and Mike
Dad: Yes Timmy.they seem quite nice
Timmy: Are they brothers?...I didnt see their wives around
Dad: Well no Timmy.they are partners
Timmy: You mean they are married?...like you and mom
Dad: No Timmy.partners
Timmy: Partners in what?
Dad: Partners in.well.life. Its just like being married but they arent married
Timmy: if its just like being married, then why arent they married??
Dad: We dont allow them to use the word married Timmy
Timmy: So they are going to JAIL??
Dad: No no Timmy.they can be partners, but they cant call themselves married
Timmy: Ohhhhso they are gay?? Why didnt you just say so Dad??
Dad: Shut up and finish your homework
lunne:
Ahahahahah! You're so funny
May 30, 2009
atraxion:
Hey your really good in my whole cconclusion sunset missions.
follow through and vote for who makes it possible to upload the front page. kiss
Jun 1, 2009

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