tuffyluffaguss

So, I'm cruising down to Cotati with 3 buddies, going to the Yachty and I see lights in my rear view. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. And I'm worried not because I have weed in the car (Thankfully I left that at home) or because Jimmy had been drinking in the car (Thankfully he ditched the bottle at the bank) I'm worried because A. I have a taillight out. B. I only have my expired driver's license on me. C. My car registration is almost a year late. and D. I'm not totally sure if I have my insurance card on me. So the officer is nice, we bash the govenator together and then he politely informs me that they are towing my car and impounding it. Sigh. Well, I thought, I could take this one of 2 ways. I could break down and cry about how I'm -$300, I have no car, and it's gonna cost hella much more to get it out of jail. Or I can go to the bars with my friends and have some fun, maybe get laid. I chose the latter. We had fun!! We danced and drank a shit load of horrible drinks and when we got home we all made pizza and ended up giggling on the floor.(Seeing 2 grown men giggling on the floor is really funny)I didnt get laid but thats okay I need my energy for today. So I called the parents and much to my surprize they didnt yell or lecture in fact, my dad offered to help, and he didnt yell!!! I think that they are playing mind games with me. So Sorry for the super long post but I just needed to get it out. Wish me luck everybody!