tuesday

When I got home this morning I tried to post a drunken entry. But all I got was an error message and then I couldn't get back on the site. I was pissed for about a second then I forgot about it.
I'm still kinda drunk though. 'Cause my boyfriend's being a dick and won't let me sleep. I think he's not going to class today just to sit on the couch and play guitar to make my head hurt. It's not my fault he's got to be Mr. Tortured Artist all the fucking time and sit at home refusing to go anywhere unless one of the other philosophy majors goes too and since there's only like, three of them at our university the chances of one of them being there are slim.
Plus he went running this morning and hasn't showered and now I'm going to have Febreze the shit out of the couch.
Boys are stupid. I'm going to start a harem. Who wants to be in it? I'm now taking applications. Must be able to hold your liquor, love Transformers AND Strawberry Shortcake (the REAL one, not that re-vamped shit they've got now), read books that were not recomended to them by Oprah or fucking Kelly Whoever, and most importanly not play guitar while I'm trying to sleep off twenty-five dollars of cheap beer.