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While looking for the computer lab in the Humanities building Trason realized that he had to pee. So, already knowing that the top floor restrooms in the Humanities building are the cleanest on campus, he took the elevator to the 5th floor men's room.

He entered the men's room and approached the urinal and began to unbuckle his pants. Trason stopped and peered into the...
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The greatest piece of wisdon that Trason ever learned is that a man cannot fight back while he is pissing in a urinal.

Yeah, he fights dirty.

Trason rocks the fucking mic!! He just got two A's and a B in summer school. He is faster, smarter, stronger and better looking than all previous editions of Trason.
He is also sometimes creepy in an evil kind of way. Sometimes he cannot tell right from wrong and should not be called upon to make moral judgments.
Trason skateboards and has been the winner...
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I am so stoked! My nextdoor neighbor just gave me a skimboard to try. Every time I go to the beach I see kids jumping on skimboards and it looks so much fun. Skimboards are like skateboards for the beach. You run along the edge of the water on the sand and when a wave crahes on the shore you throw the skimboard on the...
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After 15 years of buying comics every week like they were printed equivelent to crack, I stopped. I began to realize that comic books don't change much at all. They just retell the same story over and over with a little difference each time.

Now I just go to Borders books and read them in the cafe for the price of a cup of coffee....
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I saw G.G. Allen play in a bar in Houston, Texas two weeks before he OD'ed.

How's about that?

The dark side of the force is strong in Trason!
And in other news... I went surfing this morning at Pacifica beach. It was small and windy but I had fun anyway. Plus,it was sunny and bright at Linda Mar while it was cloudy in the city. When I go surfing it's the closest thing to flying. That is what it feels like.
I'm evil...
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I just now finally finished my final essay for my nutrition class. 10 fucking pages on beer!

Now I think that I will smoke some of this awesome SF chronic I just scored and walk my dog.

It's Guinness time! Oi! Oi! Oi!

3 A.M. and I stopped doing homeworkto look at naked chicks.
Alice works 12 hours a day and is exhausted.
Do we see a corelation in this intrinsically static melodrama that is Trason's life?

I went out dancing the other night at Cat club for 80's night. It was the first time I had been to the joint since moving here. It was o.k. the back room d.j. was on it though.

I went surfing today, or tried to, in San Francisco's ankle-high slop they call surf up here. I thought SF was supposed to be big? What's up...
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