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People Trason will attack on sight, and most likely suckerpunch or beat with a framing hammer:
Ed Furlow, Dave Addis, Moew, Seamus, Bo, Nate, Blair Poutney... more to come.

A big fuck you goes out to all these assholes. Trason curses you with anal fissures and syphilis.


and now for something completely different...

These aren't cockraoches here, what are these things?
There are no ants...
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You are wasting your time here. There's nothing interesting going on in this journal.

There are no naked girls on this page.

How much time do you waste sitting in front of this box anyway? There are so many things you should be doing right now rather than waste your time here.

Go ride a skateboard or go surfing. Go run a mile, fat ass.

Fuck those elitists! He hates everything about them, all of it. Every fake compliment that they give him just because they have to. Their condescending manner and lies. Fuck those elitist racists.
He knows he could beat them with his fists and feet until they cried. It would be much easier to choke a confession out of them and he has dreams about it everyday....
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Trason took Alice and her friend to see the kickboxing fights at Fairtex today. It was a lot of fun. There was even a knockout.

While looking for the computer lab in the Humanities building Trason realized that he had to pee. So, already knowing that the top floor restrooms in the Humanities building are the cleanest on campus, he took the elevator to the 5th floor men's room.

He entered the men's room and approached the urinal and began to unbuckle his pants. Trason stopped and peered into the...
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The greatest piece of wisdon that Trason ever learned is that a man cannot fight back while he is pissing in a urinal.

Yeah, he fights dirty.

Trason rocks the fucking mic!! He just got two A's and a B in summer school. He is faster, smarter, stronger and better looking than all previous editions of Trason.
He is also sometimes creepy in an evil kind of way. Sometimes he cannot tell right from wrong and should not be called upon to make moral judgments.
Trason skateboards and has been the winner...
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I am so stoked! My nextdoor neighbor just gave me a skimboard to try. Every time I go to the beach I see kids jumping on skimboards and it looks so much fun. Skimboards are like skateboards for the beach. You run along the edge of the water on the sand and when a wave crahes on the shore you throw the skimboard on the...
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After 15 years of buying comics every week like they were printed equivelent to crack, I stopped. I began to realize that comic books don't change much at all. They just retell the same story over and over with a little difference each time.

Now I just go to Borders books and read them in the cafe for the price of a cup of coffee....
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I saw G.G. Allen play in a bar in Houston, Texas two weeks before he OD'ed.

How's about that?