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My mom's birthday falls on a day that either coincides with or closely coincides with Mother's Day, that lucky fucker! She never lets us kids take her out or buy her gifts, so instead we started bringing alcohol so we can get drunk and talk about all the cool and stupid shit the family has up to. That's a pretty good substitute, I think.

But that is later today, right now I'm coming up with rhymes to Ceremony's song 'Hysteria'

http://youtu.be/yIrEcxvOzYI

"Algeria/Illyria/Liberia, Siberia/All are on the globe!" - A cartographer's ceremony
"My tibia/My Fibula/Occipital, mandibrium/All of these are bones!"- A skeleton's ceremony
"Suspiria/Suspiria/Suspiria, Suspiria/It's scary when it's shown!" - An Italian horror film fan's ceremony

I need to get out of the house.