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Wednesday Apr 28, 2004

Apr 28, 2004
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I don't have much to report.
For one reason, I'm pretty fucked up right now on Absinthe
at 3:30 in the afternoon.
And two, I've been so extremely busy that I have nothing interesting to say

I promise to post some new pics soon . I'm off to the Golden Nugget tonight for a party for a friend of mine. Matter of fact, tonight on the Travel Channel he is the winner of the World Poker Tour in California. WPT

Best wishes and good luck to all my friends......

OH, I almost forgot.
The Weekly Joke for Voltaire:

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and
points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best piece of ass in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and
walks up to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just
did your mother, and it was sw-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to let this get to him, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.

"And you know what?" the guy says returning once again. "Your mother was
squealing the whole time!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"
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Scarlett, it was good to hear from you.......xoxoxo skull
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
voltaire:
how did you get your hands on some absynthe?
Apr 29, 2004
severus:
yes. so, when are you coming over? smile
May 1, 2004

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