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I just got back home in Vegas from Scarlett's B-Day party back East.

I had a great time being extremely drunk and passed out.
Scarlett was telling me that one night while I was passed out, I was mouning in my sleep and sweating alot.....It must have been a wet dream!

All that Scotch and no puking....I don't know how I did that one.
I hope she liked her presents and gets some sleep.
I meet
Edea as well. I have to say she is way too quiet and reserved for her own good. Next time, I'm gonna buy her some shots

Well, here's the weekly joke for Voltaire:
3 homeless men need some shelter so they go to a farmer mans house. they ask him if they can stay for the night because there is gonna be a big rain storm.The farmer says "alright" but he then says "but i dont wanna catch u fuckin my daughter!!!" so they agree not to fuck his daughter. in the middle of the night the daughter comes in the room and starts flirtin with all the homeless men. she says she wants to have sex with them and she is really hot and they are all really horny because they are bums and they havnt got any pussy for about 5 years. so they say "oh what the fuck whats this hick ass hillbilly farmer gonna do about us fuckin his daughter. so the first bum fucks his daughter.then the second bum does.The third bum is fuckin his daughter when the farmer walks in the room with a shotgun.he says "what the fuck are u doin fuckin my daughter." the farmer is really mad and is about to shoot all of them. but he gives them a choice. he says "fill up this basket full of any kind of fruit you want that is on my farm. Or i'll shoot you" they dont wanna get shot so they take the baskets from the man. the first man fills up the basket with cherries. he comes back to the farmer and says "ok i got them" the farmer says "put all of those cherries in your ass" the bum doesnt want to get shot so he agrees. he has some trouble but he finally gets them all in. the second bum comes up with a basket full of apples. the farmer says "put them in ur ass". this man has alot of trouble getting them in but finally does.the farmer is laughing and the 2 bums say "what are you laughing at". and the farmer says "that third man is filling his basket up with watermelons"


Thanks for the fun Scarlett....